Eating in Rural China, Part I

At the end of the long, exhausting work months, I decided to take a trip to an unlikely location: Foshan, China. Foshan technically is a big city in China, however being in the middle of a vast countryside.  Many cities in the US countryside are not quite developed enough to be centers of business, unlike Foshan. DSC_0742

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It’s a Starbucks!

I thought these downtown areas would provide the perfect place to eat.  Nonetheless, my friends and I were due to eat at the outskirts of town.  The feat seemed adventurous, yet risky. As we headed out of the city center, we gradually encountered the poorer rural areas of town.  I had my doubts that I would be healthy and well by the end of this excursion. After an hour’s drive, we eventually ended up at a restaurant called “水乡人家” (there is no alternate English name, pinyin: shui xiang ren jia).  It was situated in the middle of a suburban area (which was fortunately not too run down).

The entrance

The entrance

We were supposed to eat very traditional Cantonese food.  But in my mind, we were only eating dirty, unwashed morsels of poison. And this restaurant surprised me.  We actually ate really scrumptious, homemade dishes that were not dirty at all. Here’s some of the dishes you absolutely will not find elsewhere: DSC_0756Above is the traditional Chinese method of roasting pig.  However, there is the other method, which makes the pig have crunchy skin.  The second method is much better, nonetheless, the taste is overall the same.  They do provide you with hoisin sauce as well. The bad thing is that some pieces of pig in this dish have a lot of fat in them.  Overall, it was delicious.

The flower in the middle hides the disgusting part

This is beyond pizza.  This is tenth-folds worse than pizza.  It is scrambled egg…with steamed worms!  You can’t really see them though, so you could pretend it is pizza.  But don’t.  This was not a good dish at all, though, it could be delicious to some people, especially people in rural China. Rural Chinese are too creative.

The Chinese probably tried to hide the disgusting part by also mixing the worms in with scrambled eggs, a dish which most people like.  For the sake of your well-being, refrain from eating this dish.

Sino-Mex?  Ok...that was a bad joke

Sino-Mex? Ok…that was a bad joke

Anyone like contrasting tastes?  This dish is basically a piece of fish lodged inside a not-too-spicy green bell pepper.  It was actually very good.  Another good thing was that the fish had no bones in it. I also doubt that the people in rural China know what Mexican food is. Who said that Chinese food was all wontons and noodles…

This next food is what you see on those Discovery food shows.  Well, okay…you do see the above worm dish as well, but the dish next is even more horrendous.

See the bugs?

See the worms?

No, please do not criticize China’s food safety system.  I’m not dead yet.  Anyways…

Picture of the Day

Picture of the Day

I ate this bug.  Who knows what bug it is, what food the bug ate, I ate it.  It could be living in the mines for all I know. This is scrambled egg with fried worm.  There is a difference between this dish and the other worm dish prior.  Besides the fact that you could actually see the worms now, the other worm dish was steamed worm.  Not too good of a dish either. People were complaining that there were not enough bugs.  Complainers, please, you’re embarrassing yourselves.  It’s like saying, “I’m not eating enough poop.  I want more!”   I was about to hurl.  I had eaten both worm dishes…

In the end, I was enlightened.  The foods made me realize how efficient people living in countrysides were, they would eat anything in sight.

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On another note, I had to wipe down every dish and cup in the pictures with alcohol.  The restaurant even encouraged my friends and I to clean their dishes.  I was startled.

As my friends and I drove back to the hotel, I thought about how China was such a unique and fun country.  I couldn’t wait for the next day’s surprises.